A Satirical Essay on the Freedom of Dentures Intro: Hello readers, I hope this essay finds you well. I wanted to discuss an idea that’s percolated in my mind. If we implemented this idea I’m about to share with y’all, it would change the landscape of our society as we know it. I know change […]
Superstore Small Talk Gone Right One day this past semester, I had a delightful conversation with a stranger at Walmart. I’d gone to pick up printer ink. As it happened, this was my first time shopping for printer ink. Did you know they lock printer ink behind glass cabinets? I didn’t. Thanks for reading Pen
A Book Haul Story A few weeks ago I was on a productivity high after being on a hot streak for reading and writing every day—thank you college finals for screwing that up. Along with this benevolent rush came a book-shopping fervor where my eyes got bigger than my stomach. For reference on how “fillable”
