Essays

A Satir­i­cal Essay on the Free­dom of Den­tures Intro: Hel­lo read­ers, I hope this essay finds you well. I want­ed to dis­cuss an idea that’s per­co­lat­ed in my mind. If we imple­ment­ed this idea I’m about to share with y’all, it would change the land­scape of our soci­ety as we know it. I know change […]

Super­store Small Talk Gone Right One day this past semes­ter, I had a delight­ful con­ver­sa­tion with a stranger at Wal­mart. I’d gone to pick up print­er ink. As it hap­pened, this was my first time shop­ping for print­er ink. Did you know they lock print­er ink behind glass cab­i­nets? I didn’t. Thanks for read­ing Pen

A Book Haul Sto­ry A few weeks ago I was on a pro­duc­tiv­i­ty high after being on a hot streak for read­ing and writ­ing every day—thank you col­lege finals for screw­ing that up. Along with this benev­o­lent rush came a book-shop­ping fer­vor where my eyes got big­ger than my stom­ach. For ref­er­ence on how “fil­l­able”