Author name: Pierson Wells

3 Reasons Why We Should Remove Our Teeth: A Satirical Essay

Pierson Wells / May 18, 2026

A Satirical Essay on the Freedom of Dentures Intro: Hello readers, I hope this essay finds you well. I wanted to discuss an idea that’s percolated in my mind. If we implemented this idea I’m about to share with y’all, it would change the landscape of our society as we know it. I know change […]

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In Case of Emergency, Use Salt: A Satirical Short Story About First Dates

Pierson Wells / February 27, 2026

Beware the Dish Monster Quick Stats: Time to Read: 9–13 Minutes 2,095 words In Case of Emergency, Use Salt (I) Three days ago, when Danielle entered Julia’s apartment, she thought she was walking into a prank. First, Julia had asked for help. Which had happened less than three times in their ten-year friendship. Second, she

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